Holiday Cheer
Posted on Wed Dec 20th, 2023 @ 11:53am by Lieutenant JG Camille Lévesque PhD
Mission:
Season 3 Incidentals
Location: USS Pennsylvania
Timeline: 24 December of the current fleet year
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the ship
Though it should have been quiet
The sensors did blip
A creature arrived
Of a type never met
One needed to determine
If it was a threat
Having lost track of time
Still at the lab bench
Worked the bespectacled scientist
The one who spoke French
She studied the sensors
Analyzing the data
It appeared to be safe
No radiation type Theta
But where did it come from?
What was it doing?
She couldn't learn anything
From where she was viewing
Wearing her lab coat
Tricorder at the ready
Camille went in search
To find it already
It was in the crew quarters
It left quite the trail
It stopped inside the room
Belonging to Kale
Camille's good friend Vespa
Was inside, sleeping sound
But this creature was new
And it had to be found
So inside the quarters
Camille tried to sneak
She tiptoed so quietly
Not daring to squeak
There it floated, so serene
A fairy or sprite
In a coat and hat of red
And a long beard of white
It left a wrapped present
And a stocking full of toys
Then it saw Camille and fled
Without making a noise
Camille gave it chase
And she ran down the halls
The creature could apparently
Phase through the walls!
It snuck into the room
Of the chief engineer
Camille had to get closer
She had to get near!
Inside it saw her again
And it flew out of sight
This chase was going
To be a long night
Castle's room then Kinaav's
Addie's quarters were next
The pursuit of information
Was making Camille vexed
When it got to the Captain
Camille would be ready
She would act calmly
She would be steady
She opened his door
This time with a plan
She stuck out just her scanner
And started to scan
The jolly small creature
Left presents for Dirk
Then it met Camille face to face
And gave her a smirk
It stayed still for a moment
It was quite a sight!
Then it vanished quite suddenly
In a flash of pure light
It was so very late
So Camille went to bed
Where visions of the creature
Danced in her head
On that Christmas morning
She woke with a yawn
And she looked at her tricorder
But her data -- it was gone!
There would be no big study
Or scientfiic publication
She got up to prepare
To go to her station
But on her way to the shower
She stopped with her walking
And saw on her table
A box and a stocking!
The sock contained chocolates
And snacks and some candy
And a very nice bottle
Of Canadian Brandy
And inside the gift box
A pretty new blouse
And a brand new framed photo
Of her and her spouse
There was also a note
Taped to her bookcase
"Merry Christmas, Camille
You gave me quite a chase!
But the true joy of Christmas
Is magic, not science
So in this matter
I'll ask your compliance
Tell not a soul
Don't publish your finding
Let your friends' happiness
Be truly spellbinding"
Camille's heart was full
With seasonal spirit
The letter from the being...
Its idea had merit
And so at the staff meeting
She said nothing about seeing
Or chasing or scanning
That mysterious being
"To my crewmates and friends
I have one thing to tell
Merry Christmas to all
Et Joyeux Noël"
**Happy Holidays, Pennsylvania Crew!**